Who is WE? Do you suit up and play for the Cowpies? I know you're not one of their cheerleaders 'cause you're too damned ugly, so you must be one of the players. Which position do you play? Tony Homo's ball washer?
What's it like to play for Gollum, I mean Jerry Jones? I saw him on the sidelines of Sunday's game looking like he just lost his "precious" with his googly eyes all popping out of his ugly mug. The look on his face was worth every loss the Pack has endured in Texas Studium...