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    I wanna go fast... $title Champion Crawlin's Avatar
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    The Sensitive Guy...

    A woman meets a man in a bar..






    They talk; they connect; they end


    Up leaving together.




    They get back to his place,




    and as he shows her around his


    apartment.






    She notices that one wall of his


    bedroom is




    completely filled with soft, sweet,


    cuddly teddy bears.




    There are three shelves in the


    bedroom,




    with hundreds and hundreds of cute,




    cuddly teddy bears carefully placed


    in rows, covering the entire wall!




    It was obvious that he had taken


    quite some time to lovingly arrange them




    and she was immediately touched




    by the amount of thought he had


    put into organizing the display.




    There were small bears all along


    the bottom shelf,




    medium-sized bears covering the


    length of the middle shelf,




    and huge, enormous bears running


    all the way along th e top shelf.






    She found it strange for an


    obviously masculine guy




    to have such a large collection of


    Teddy Bears.




    She is quite impressed by his


    sensitive side.




    but doesn't mention this to him.




    They share a bottle of wine and


    continue talking and,




    after a while, she finds herself


    thinking,




    'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy


    could be the one!




    Maybe he could be the future


    father of my children?'






    She turns to him and kisses him


    lightly on the lips




    He responds warmly.




    They continue to kiss, the passion


    builds,




    and he romantically lifts her in


    his arms and carries her into his bedroom




    where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot,


    steamy love.




    She is so overwhelmed that she


    responds with more passion,




    more creativity, more heat than she


    has ever known.




    After an intense, explosive night


    of raw passion with this sensitive guy,




    they are lying there together in


    the afterglow.




    The woman rolls over, gently


    strokes his chest and asks coyly,




    'Well, how was it?'




    The guy gently smiles at her,




    strokes her cheek,




    looks deeply into her eyes,




    and says:






    'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'.

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    AHAHAHAHAHA noice
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    lmao!
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    lol

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    Funny but why is every sentance spaced out so much.

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    lol that was good
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    nice one.
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