Bad day at Hallmark

[94greenbandit]

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........


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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!



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Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

'What the he11 was I thinking?'









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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.




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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?



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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.









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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in He11 until I met you.









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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.









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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )



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We have been friends for a very long time .

let's say we stop?





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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?


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Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.




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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay

[Voodoo Chick]

Those were awesome!

[URLOZIN]

lmao. Nice!