So this is the latest craze. No sign up, just connect and you're chatting one on one with a complete stranger 100% anonymously. For the hell of it, I decided to fuck around and try it. This can be very funny so if you want to try it...post up a copy of your chat here.
The site is: http://omegle.com/
ONE OF MY BETTER ONES....
BAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm getting married next week in vegas. your all invited!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: booo
Stranger: hiss
You: meow
Stranger: woof
You: gobble gobble?
Stranger: yum yum
You: bah cock
Stranger: james?
You: bob?
Stranger: james may?
You: yes
Stranger: i knew it!
Stranger: how are gofer and doc?
You: you got me
You: they are good....
Stranger: they're good for what ails ya
You: except i got hungry, and gofer was looking mighty tasty
Stranger: well its how he would have wanted it
You: yes, i suppose.
Stranger: you suppose correctly
You: doc looks like good desert....
You: its mighty tempting
Stranger: do you like cheese
You: sure
Stranger: do you like animals
You: but not fromunda cheese
You: yes, but not mean ones
Stranger: do you like dog animals
You: i like dogs
Stranger: do you like dog animals called rover
You: red rover to be precise
Stranger: do you like dog animals called rover that bark
You: sure.
Stranger: me too
You: what dog is good if it cant bark?
Stranger: a bad one
You: do you like crack?
Stranger: drug crack?
You: sure....why not.
Stranger: i have not tried drug crack
You: how about woman crack?
Stranger: i have tried woman crack
You: it's good no?
Stranger: i like it very muchly
You: how about man crack?
You: it's not so good...
Stranger: i have not tried man crack
Stranger: i like you, do you like me
You: i like you....
You: your fun
You: will you marry me?
Stranger: how much money do you have
You: a LOT!
Stranger: then yes
You: cool.
You: meet me in vegas
You: tomorrow at 9am
You: infront of the bellagio
Stranger: thats a bit away, it will take me lomger than 9am to get there
Stranger: maybe lunchtime
You: ok, next saturday
Stranger: that is more suitable
You: i will be wearing a pink thong, a visor, and a pager
You: nothing else
Stranger: i will be wearing a spinning bow tie and grey flannels
You: AWESOME!
You: ever suck dick for crack?
Stranger: are you a man person or a woman person
You: now that's ann addiction
Stranger: no
You: im a hermaphrodite
Stranger: what is hermaphrodite
You: i'm both male and female.
You: i can be whatever you want me to be
Stranger: do you have a bobby or a sally
You: both
You: call me sally-bobby joe luke!
Stranger: how do they both stay on, is there space
You: sure there is space
Stranger: i am laughing funny
You: me too.
Stranger: are you from a country?
You: yes, a big country
You: you?
Stranger: i have a small country
You: ahh.....that's ok, work with what ya got!
Stranger: what is the name of the country you have
You: USA
Stranger: i like us and a!
You: me to.....
You: ok, i have to go now before I pee my pants
Stranger: ok bye bye
You: it's coming out of bobby and sally
Stranger: x
Stranger: haha
You: see you next week!
You have disconnected.