" Why don't you swallow "
sorry i put it in your butt
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youve never complained before
special thanks to: Marv @ C&M performance 262-993-6605
"That 16 year old I banged last week didn't mind it"
As Junk, FarmTruck, Lawler, etc... can all attest to this being true....
Me - "Well don't you have to get going?"
Her - "No, I'm tired so can I stay here?"
Me - "No."
Her - "But I'm really tired"
Me - "Yeah, you need to go"
_] Jeff
_] '08 Audi A4 S-Line
_] '98 Eclipse Spyder GS-T
_] '93 Toyota Camry
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Sometimes, when you are dating a total a**hole, you think, "Awwww, there's really just a sad, scared little boy inside, that's why he acts like such a douche......Poor guy, I'll help him..." Then one day you wake up and realize, no, he's really just an a**hole, and dump his sorry a**. Hopefully before you have become an alcoholic........
let's put a little sidebar to this one....
"while countless number of ACTUAL good guys have passed you by wanting a chance, only to be turned down because maybe a hair is out of place. Only for them to miss their chance with someone because they've been rejected and are now shy"
"What do you mean that was your twin sister?"
2001 Subaru Forester
70 cutlass 442- dads car
95 stang- Stock long block 195,XXX miles
03 XC600 - bone stock (still faster then smokin ram)
03 Polaris predator- 4.250 bore (assembly required)
84- 4 eyed
just was doing it now.
25 y/o girl, dating a 34 y/o guy. guy hasn't worked in 2 years. she pays every bill they have, rent electric, internet, cable, etc... then on top of that, HE takes money from her to go to the bar every day and to play cards with his buddies. When she only makes $25,000/year, that's not alot left over for her. Always yelling at her, always talking shit to her, always threatening her. I come along saying how stupid that crap is. We start hanging out, and then I get the, "you are way too nice. i don't deserve someone like you, blah blah blah blah blah." Amazing how someone can say how I'm the best thing to happen to her and that I've made her realize that she doesn't need the asshole anymore. YET, god forbid she actually wants to still be with someone like that. No sweat off my back... you want to go back to an abusive relationship, it's only gonna come bite you in the ass in time.
Greatest line of all time. Long time ago, a group of guys took their girlfriends up to Lake Delton for a week of fun. Chad was dating a ***** named BreAnn at the time, BreAnn was a health freak, Chad however was not too big into eating healthy and excersizing (he wasn't fat though). One afternoon while we're all watching TV in the cabin, BreAnn was in the kitchen doing the dishes. Chad asks her to grab him a soda...
BreAnn, "NO, you don't need a soda."
Chad; "I know, I just want one."
BreAnn; "I'll get you some juice, do you want apple or grape."
Chad; "I don't want juice, I want a F UCKING SODA!"
BreAnn; "You don't need a soda, it's not good for you."
Chad; "For christ sake, I'll just get the damned soda myself."
BreAnn; "You don't need one, you're getting FAT!"
Chad, without skipping a beat, looking straight at her; "Yeah, and you F UCK like a dead animal, now get me a soda."
BreAnn ran into the bedroom and started crying. Chad got up and asked if anyone wanted a soda, he went to kitchen grabbed himself a soda, as he sat down he said "B ITCH" loud enough for here to hear it in the bedroom. Absolutely one of the funniest exchanges I've ever seen. I don't advocate being mean to a girlfriend, but this girl was a cunt, and absolutely deserved it. Chad wasn't heavy, and still isn't. This girl was a pretentious self absorbed b itch and no one can stand her to this day.
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
Bit<hes R Crazy, nuff said. And if i ever hear "Im not like most girls, im different" one more f-ing time i swear to GOD, im going to jail.....
They're all the same, Crazy, and need to wake up. As my young Brother once told me...."Is the F u Cking your getting, worth the F u Cking your getting?"
Think about it!
Last edited by Smokey1226; 05-17-2008 at 11:35 AM.
"If you keep feeding a lion, then run out of food, you're the food.."