Kids Write About The Sea

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NUMBERS 11 AND 13 MADE ME LMAO

1) This is a picture of an octopus.
It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called
pearls. James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island .
If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.
( Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson . She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to
make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans
(William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their
shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?
(Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a
shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to
plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers
can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
(Becky age 8)

13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was
going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right
up her fat ass. (Jule age 7)

[Nix]

Buwhahahahaahah

"Water fired right up her FAT ASS"

[Flicktitty]

haha, yet another good find Wayner

[84hurst]

haha. Makes me wonder what I wouldv'e written way back in the day!

[wikked]

I call fake.
These are like 1st & 2nd graders.

Almost every one has swearing/**** jokes in it.
Not to mention how does a 6yr old know when his willy is small, it's small to begin with, it doesn't go invisible.

=P

[Flicktitty]

I call fake.
These are like 1st & 2nd graders.

Almost every one has swearing/**** jokes in it.
Not to mention how does a 6yr old know when his willy is small, it's small to begin with, it doesn't go invisible.

=P

you'd be suprised what kids say these days! the willy part is a good point though.