low miles = unpluged odometer
new rear tires = beaten the shitt out of
never smoked in = fabreeze FTW
old lady owned = 16 year old driven
never seen rain or snow = really?
never modified = all mods stripped and sold
never raced = then why did you buy it?
nos hooked up but never used = are you for real?
all highway miles = hwy 100 miles
thats all i can think of for now please ad some more!!!!!