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    WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST GRAMPS SS's Avatar
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    Old Girl Friend.....

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    > Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost
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    > track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
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    > I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe
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    > rekindle a little of that magic.
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    > "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a
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    > bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."
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    > She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
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    > "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
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    > that's a few inches wider these days."
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    > She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying
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    > that she thought tubby bald men were cute.
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    > "Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
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    > So I told her to **** off.
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    Ol' School moels's Avatar
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    Hahahahaha! That's a good one.
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    lmao nice!
    Last edited by Flicktitty; 02-10-2007 at 03:07 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by 88Nightmare
    its always winter on bcm!

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    RTCTTFMF 2SLOW's Avatar
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    wow hahahahahhaha!!!!!

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    BCM's Yooper 70challenger452's Avatar
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    hahahahah, thats great

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    Erect Member. badass88gt's Avatar
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    Lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Muskie Hunter Silver03SRT's Avatar
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    LOL funny stuff. I actually told an ex to F*$% off today.

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    Danielle... times change. Poncho's Avatar
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    wow, nice.. +1/
    Well, at the very least, I have an interesting back story.

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    "SPECIAL K" hrsp's Avatar
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    hahaha fat chicks!!!lolololololol
    " EVERYBODY HAS A PLAN...UNTIL THEY GET HIT!!!!!!!"

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