Weather predictions for Spring 2007 from the Northside Alamanac:
Lots of cold fronts in a bottle will be seen below the west allis city limits AKA (No women in sight land). These cold fronts in a bottle will bring thunderous detonation and flash spark plug burnings, possibly isolated engine failures. Please take shelter from flying engine component shrapnel which is often associated with S.S. last ditch efforts to beat a Northsider and will commonly drive over the crank in process.
God im bored today at work LOL....