Got my ass kicked by the waterpark I went to in the Dells. I admit, I'm not in the greatest shape, but I don't think thta mattered much. I stayed at Glacier Canyon resort, part of Wilderness Resort. We had a good time in general...

The worst I got my butt kiced was by the Hurricane, one of those toilet-bowl type slides... first, it's like 4 stories up... so the stairs were a killer... then, I got flung off the raft at one point and smashed my side into the ride... managed to pull myself back on the raft though lol...

The wave pool kicked my ass too... I've never experienced such strong waves in a pool. I got knocked on my ass at least 5 times, and then the whole "next wave is coming, gotta breathe" deal... crap!

One thing I must recommend however is the Comedy Club. You MUST go to the adult hypnosis show (the late show)... OMFG I laughed my ass off so did my girlfriend. I'm not going to give away what they had these poor people doing (it's audience participation, too) but I sure am glad I didn't volunteer to go on stage like I was going to. I was skeptical about hypnosis before, but my skepticism is gone... I started following along when the people on stage were getting hypnotised... it felt CRAZY. I stopped it myself before I actually went all the way through into hypnosis.

Also found out I really like playing BlackJack at the casino...