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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Ummm. Uh... Hi.

Stranger: hi

You: You're a quick one.

Stranger: hehe

You: I think there are drugs that can help that.

Stranger: help what

Stranger: drugs? are you kiding ?

You: Being too quick. You can also think about baseball. Especially bad baseball.

Stranger: frankly speaking, i am not that what you said

You: Frankly. You have testimonials?

Stranger: none

You: Damn. I always get them to put it down in writing. It's all about networking.

Stranger: why do you mention it

Stranger: you mean you are a teacher?

You: Just saying. I barely finished typing "Hi" and you responded. You're quite the "Johnny on the Spot"

You: I got skills.

Stranger: I think it is very common for that.

You: Really? I'm just doing this for a car forum I belong to. They said it was entertaining. Is it?

Stranger: Exactly, it is not only for entertainment,but also for personal mental promblems.

You: Really? I make a practice of making my mental problems public. It's unfortunate and has gotten quite costly.

Stranger: Here, I mention the mental promblems only refer to everybody'sloneliness.

You: I got you though man. I got you. Wanna grab a triple venti vanilla soy 140' chai" visualize a venti cup with five pumps of vanilla, five of chai, three shots, hot water, and soy at 140'

Stranger: quite right

Stranger: I have to eat something

Stranger: bye

You: Hava good night.