This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military
action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off
America's supply of convenience store managers, and possible
candidates for President of the United States.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will
be next, followed by Dell, AOL customer service reps, and then M otel
6 managers.

It' s getting ugly...........