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> Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost
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> track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
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> I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe
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> rekindle a little of that magic.
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> "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a
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> bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."
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> She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
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> "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
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> that's a few inches wider these days."
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> She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying
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> that she thought tubby bald men were cute.
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> "Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
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> So I told her to **** off.
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