The F-body Prayer

**BadAzzGTA89** · 03-05-2005, 09:25 AM

The F-body Prayer

Dear God, I thank thee for the car thou hast placed beside me.
I pray that all eight LT-1 cylinders doest fire.
Grant my transmission the strength of ten thousand that it doest not fail.
Forgive me if I hast piped my enemy in vain, for my foot is sometimes eager.
Once I win the race thou hast provided, give me strength to not use my flashers in a manner that would not please you, for I know the enemy is weak and hast only 4.6 liters.
I pray for my enemy Lord that he shall convert and leave his old ways of Ford Ricer driving.
I pray this so my enemy may live a joyful life with much rubber smoke and bountiful horsepower.
Thank you Lord once more for the F-body, which is proven once more. Amen

**SloFarmTruck** · 03-05-2005, 11:06 AM

I guess they need all the help they can get.

**Crawlin** · 03-05-2005, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by WindsorCapri

I guess they need all the help they can get.

BWAHAHAHA, ****** LT1's

**SlowStee** · 03-05-2005, 05:40 PM

I guess were gonna see soon arent we

**A B4C Z** · 03-11-2005, 12:50 AM

LT1s-One word. SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOW.

**SlowStee** · 03-11-2005, 03:45 AM

Whats with all the LT1 hate

**A B4C Z** · 03-12-2005, 03:02 PM

I had one....then got a LS1. Belive me. Ls1 car as mine is at least no cats a lid and loudmouth. Hung with my old car that had heads, cam, longtubes, and all those other silly bolt ons.

**SlowStee** · 03-12-2005, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by A B4C Z

I had one....then got a LS1. Belive me. Ls1 car as mine is at least no cats a lid and loudmouth. Hung with my old car that had heads, cam, longtubes, and all those other silly bolt ons.

Silly bolt-ons huh

You guys are funny

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