The F-body Prayer
Dear God, I thank thee for the car thou hast placed beside me.
I pray that all eight LT-1 cylinders doest fire.
Grant my transmission the strength of ten thousand that it doest not fail.
Forgive me if I hast piped my enemy in vain, for my foot is sometimes eager.
Once I win the race thou hast provided, give me strength to not use my flashers in a manner that would not please you, for I know the enemy is weak and hast only 4.6 liters.
I pray for my enemy Lord that he shall convert and leave his old ways of Ford Ricer driving.
I pray this so my enemy may live a joyful life with much rubber smoke and bountiful horsepower.
Thank you Lord once more for the F-body, which is proven once more. Amen