1979 Honda Express Moped --- Perfect pit bike and cheap fun!

[awsomeears]

Bought this at Jefferson lats month in Non-running condition

New 6v dry battery, Cleaned carb, cleaned plug, gas tank and re-set auto wind for automatic start ( super cool feature )
Top speed was 28 ( 140lbs )
No title, no blinkers, front head light works, rear bulb needs a new 6v but does have voltage there

Cut open muffler to remove common plugged packing material, welded back up.

This moped would be Perfect for the drag strip bouncing around and possibly picking up hot Women

I'm asking $200 or best offer

My goal was to buy it, fix it, learn about it and sell it

She fires on the first or second kick

[WickedSix]

Go ride it on the east side or bayview, some hipster will buy it in a heartbeat

[awsomeears]

Except they pay in skittles not real $

[Old Guy]

Guy has one at the track, makes a nice pit bike.

[BoosTT]

Good for campgrounds too. I got a 85 Honda spree with over 10k miles!!!

[Lash]

That has Russ written all over it.....

[-stew-]

Except they pay in skittles not real $

I'm not a hipster, but as one who lives in Bayview this upsets me. I have never paid for anything in skittles. But I have traded a conduit bender I found for a cold 30 pack of high Life.

[awsomeears]

I'm not a hipster, but as one who lives in Bayview this upsets me. I have never paid for anything in skittles. But I have traded a conduit bender I found for a cold 30 pack of high Life.

At least it wasn't Pabst !!!

[Prince Valiant]

I'm not a hipster

You're hipster-redneck. Real avant-garde cutting edge shit, man.

[chargedformula]

trade for cyclone motorized scooter + $100? i just put a new 49cc engine on it, has electric start and a 12v battery i have ghetto rigged to it. i cant seem to get it to stay running good. it goes about 20mph for a few blocks then seems to just bog down until i adjust the carb a little. seems like its running out of fuel. this is the engine i put on it
http://www.monsterscooterparts.com/49encowielst.html
scooter.jpg

[awsomeears]

Thanks but no thanks. The few bucks I make off of this is going for new ATC tires...

[-stew-]

You're hipster-redneck. Real avant-garde cutting edge shit, man.

At least I'm original. A quality you'll never achieve.

[Prince Valiant]

Who said you're an original? Your the blue-light special version of dane cook! Not quite as funny but only a 1/4 the price...

[-stew-]

Who said you're an original? Your the blue-light special version of dane cook! Not quite as funny but only a 1/4 the price...

I don't think a twenty year old K-Mart reference is the best way to try and trash talk someone about them being second rate. It kinda points out that you're a fuck wit who doesn't know much about comedy, or the world around you. And Dane Cook? Are you trying to be ironic? Like I'm only 1/4 as funny as a guy who isn't funny? Or are you a DC fan, and I'm not as funny as a funny guy?

I tried coming up with a clever comedic analogy to burn you with but I couldn't come up with nothing. YOU'RE not really like a comic, you're like one of Jeff dunnhams puppets; you're comfortable with a man up your ass, someone elses words are coming out of your mouth, and you ain't funny.

[michelle]

Who said you're an original? Your the blue-light special version of dane cook! Not quite as funny but only a 1/4 the price...

*you're


I hope Waver jumps in soon. He always has the best comebacks.

[Russ Jerome]

That has Russ written all over it.....

80cc big bore, pipe, jet, variator mods and we could get 45mph all day!