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    Jay Cutler joke

    Why are they changing Jay Cutlers name to 50 cent? Cause you can only get two quarters out of him...

    Just heard it on tv, and just bout died. Could be the beer talking as well, but who cares. Go Packers!!!
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    What's the difference between Jay Cutler and a dollar?

    You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

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    The Chicago Bears' head coach, Lovie Smith, clearly upset about the
    Bears' recent loss to the Packers, decides to find out from Mike
    McCarthy what his secret is. So Lovie travels up to a Packer practice
    and asks McCarthy, "Coach, how is it that your team is so good?
    What's your secret?"

    Coach McCarthy responds by calling Aaron Rodgers over. "A-Rod, who's
    your father's brother's nephew?" Rodgers answers, "Why, Coach, that's
    easy. It's me."

    McCarthy turns to Lovie and says, "That's the secret. A smart
    quarterback. You've got to have a smart quarterback."

    Thinking he's finally got all the tools he needs, Lovie returns to
    Chicago and the Bears' practice. He promptly calls over Jay Cutler.
    "Cutler! Who's your father's brother's nephew?" Jay looks perplexed,
    thinks a minute and says, "Coach, can I get back to you after practice
    on that one?" Smith says, "OK."

    During practice, Cutler calls over Devin Hester. "Devin, coach just
    asked me the weirdest question. Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
    Hester replies, "Duh! That's easy! It's me!"

    After practice, Cutler catches up with Lovie. "Coach! I think I've
    got it. My father's brother's nephew is Devin Hester!"

    Lovie yells, "No, no, NO, you idiot! It's Aaron Rodgers!"
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    LAMO thats awesome!!
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    Cutler is being replaced


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