Now this is a new one.

[TraceDaddy]

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting
outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come
out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when
his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his
hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!"
she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down
there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and
thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.

For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing
all women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he
gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of
town, she invites him over for a little action.

After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she
says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want."

"What do you mean?" he asks.

"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says,
pointing to her crotch.

"HELL NO," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"

"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing
as teeth down there!"

"Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."

"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little
peek.

"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all
women have teeth down there."

"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her
panties, throws her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK,
I DON'T have any teeth down there."

The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after
seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!

[LEWETHETIGER73]

HA!! Nice

[03Seville]

[02subbieRS]

hahaha. that's just awesome.

[04_GTO_Jimbo]

LMAO awesome just awesome.

[srt4eh]

so...do women have teeth down there or what?

[Red97GTP]

so...do women have teeth down there or what?

Only some do. If it burns when you pee afterwards you got bit.

[350-Z28]

[350-Z28]

For the record my mom was lying when she told me that =P