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    Just some guy WI_Dave's Avatar
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    legend vs slut

    "I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy f*cks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl f*cks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shi*ty lock. That shut her up."
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    lol that is good
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    haha

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    That's awesome.
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    Awesome
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    Wow... That makes sense!

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    Funny and true.
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    I guess I was instrumental in the making of a few sh*tty locks in my day.


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    Nice
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    Hahaha, YES.

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