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    Lines for guys

    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.



    David Bissonette




    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

    Sacha Guitry







    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.


    Socrates





    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.


    Anonymous





    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

    Dumas






    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

    Sigmund Freud






    'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant twice a week. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

    Anonymous






    'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

    Sam Kinison





    'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'


    James Holt McGavra






    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.


    Patrick Murra






    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

    Nash






    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

    Anonymous






    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

    Henny Youngman





    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


    Rodney Dangerfield






    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

    Anonymous







    First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
    Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'


    Anonymous
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    awesome!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exitspeed View Post
    People are so lazy. They don't even want to work at a relationship. They just give up.

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    hahahahaha i love it!
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    It's a shame that those are all true!!

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    I spend to much money on auto storage!

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