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    Older and Wiser

    A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The
    doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will
    you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked
    puzzled, but agreed.

    When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing
    wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them
    $50.

    This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make
    an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the
    doctor, then leave.

    Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying
    to find out?"

    The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything.
    She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and
    we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The
    Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43
    back from Medicare."


    I take birdshit personally.

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    fucking great!!!
    " EVERYBODY HAS A PLAN...UNTIL THEY GET HIT!!!!!!!"

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    lmao!!! Thats a new favorite!
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