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    I have no idea where I am 94greenbandit's Avatar
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    Jack Daniels Fishing Story

    I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.


    Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

    His eyesrolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake
    without incident and carried on my fishing using the frog.

    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
    with two frogs in his mouth.

    LIFE IS GOOD

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    Post whore TraceDaddy's Avatar
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    Life is very good.


    I take birdshit personally.

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    BCM Cruiser william schlosser's Avatar
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    That snake has good taste.

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    I don't fucking care
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    I have to remember that one...
    Time is like a bullet form behind, It will catch up and kill you when you least expect it, so live for the moment....Covenant....

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    Just some guy WI_Dave's Avatar
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    haha Thats good. (so is Jack) mmmmm Jack
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