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    Texas hiring practices

    TEXAS HIRING PRACTICES:

    A man seeking to join a South Texas Sheriff's Department is being
    interviewed.



    The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications all look good,
    but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can
    be accepted."



    Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol
    and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim
    extremists, six liberal democrats and a rabbit."



    "Why the rabbit?"



    "That's the attitude we're looking for," says the Sergeant, "When can you
    start?"
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    Awesome!
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