The Hitman

[TraceDaddy]

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole
of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag
called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner
didn't show up."
"Sure," they said, "You're welcome."
Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the
newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a hit man," was the reply.
"You're joking!" was the response.
"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and
pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large
telescopic sight. "Here are my tools."
"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other
friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my
house from here."
So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the
direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right.
This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow,
I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's
naked! What's that? Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there
with her... he's naked as well! The bitch!"
He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
"I do a flat rate - for you, one thousand dollars every time
I pull the trigger."
"Can you do two for me now?"
"Sure, what do you want?"
"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her
in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just
shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."
The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perectly still
for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the
man impatiently.
"Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I
think I can save you a grand here..."

[URLOZIN]

Lmao!!!

[lilws6]

Omg

[Ricky Bobby]

i knew where that was goin lol that shit was good