This made me laugh, great CL ad......

[Car Guy]

This was posted in the skilled trades/artisan jobs section......




http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/trd/1387236854.html




OFFENSIVE LINE (GREEN BAY)

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Date: 2009-09-22, 2:34PM CDT
Reply to: job-9fhhn-1387236854@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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HELP WANTED

OFFENSIVE LINE

MUST HAVE EXPERIENCE,

COME BE PART OF THE MOST HISTORIC AND FAN FAVORITE TEAMS IN ALL OF SPORTS, THE GREEN BAY PACKERS ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN THE PREMIER TEAM IN THE NFL. YOU WILL BE HAPPY TO KNOW YOU ARE PLAYING WITH ONE OF THE GREATEST OFFENSES IN THE NFL, AND POSSIBLY THE BEST QB. WE JUST NEED YOUR HELP TO SHOW IT.


DUTIES AS FOLLOWS:

STOP SECOND RATE DEFENSIVE ENDS
STOP BLITZING CORNERS, SAFETIES, AND LINE BACKERS.
DO NOT ALLOW YOUR QUARTERBACK TO BE HIT 8 TIMES A GAME
PASS PROTECTION, ALLOW YOUR QUARTERBACK TO AT LEAST GET A THREE STEP DROP
ALLOW YOUR RUNNING BACK TO GAIN POSITIVE YARDS


TO QUALIFY FOR THIS POSITION


MUST HAVE AT LEAST TWO YEARS OF A PROVEN TRACK RECORD OF NOT BEING PUSHED OVER AIMLESSLY BY NO-NAME PLAYERS
YOUR LAST NAME IS TAUSCHER
MUST MEET HEIGHT AND WEIGHT REQIREMENTS ( STRENGTH IS A POSITIVE TOO)


TO APPLY;

SEND RESUME AND SALARY REQUIREMENTS TO MIKE MCCARTHY OR TED THOMPSON ATTACHED TO THIS POSTING


PLEASE NOTE ALL APPLICANTS MUST APPLY BEFOR DECEMBER OF 2009, OR THERE MAY BE NEW MANAGEMENT, SO PLEASE HURRY WE REALLY LIKE OUR COACH AND GENERAL MANAGER

IF YOUR NAME IS MARK TAUSCHER PLEASE JUST SHOW UP IN ST LOUIS 1 HOUR BEFORE THE GAME, WE WILL LET SECURITY KNOW YOU ARE EXPECTED, AND WE WILL HAVE A CLEAN SHIRT AND LOCKER FOR YOU.





THIS POSTING IS MEANT AS A JOKE AND A POKE FOR PACKERS MANAGEMENT, AS A DIE HARD PACKER FAN SIGN TAUSCHER. EVEN IF HE GETS HURT HE CAN BE A MENTOR FOR THE REST OF THE YOUNG LINE


Location: GREEN BAY
Compensation: TBD HAVE YOUR AGENT CALL
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 1387236854

[07ROUSHSTG3]

Rofl!!

[Gregor]

Flagged for removal..... Ted T must have complained.