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    WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST GRAMPS SS's Avatar
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    Harley-Davidson vs Woman

    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
    and went to heaven.
    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man
    and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can
    hang out with anyone you want."
    Arthur thought about it for a minute and said, "I wanna hang out with
    God."
    So, St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
    God recognized Arthur and commented, "Hey man, you're the one who
    invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle!"
    Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."
    God said, "Well, I've always wanted to know what was the big deal about
    inventing something that's unstable, makes a lot of noise, creates
    pollution, and can't run without a road?"
    Arthur was a bit flummoxed, but said, "Excuse me, but aren't YOU the
    inventor of woman?"

    God said, "Ahhhh, yes."
    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, I'd like to point
    out that you have some major design flaws in YOUR invention. For
    instance...

    1 . There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension.

    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft, and wobble too much.

    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

    5. And the maintenance costs are "waaaay outta' sight."

    God said, "Hmmmmm, you may have some good points, but hold on."
    God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
    for the results.

    The computer printed out a slip of paper and God began to read....
    "It may very well be true that woman is flawed," God said to Arthur,
    "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
    yours."
    R.I.P BOB BUDDY

    Everyday driver...2010 EXPLORER

    Weekend car....1970 DUSTER 340 Now with a 416 w/ EFI SIX PACK

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    ;p lol
    "LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT"


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    AHAHAHAHAHA
    2001 Trans Am WS6, Race car
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    The inventions of God and Arthur both have leakage issues.

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    ahahahahahah!
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