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Post whore
how to read real estate ads
- Baroque = Broken
- Casual Living = Your neighbors have a refrigerator on their front lawn
- Charming = Corners don’t line up. Sagging porch.
- Country Living = Your street will never see a snow plow.
- Cozy = Cramped
- Diverse Wildlife = Raccoons will raid your garbage. Bats will roost in your attic. Coyotes will eat your dog. Bears will eat your children.
- Urban Setting = Ghetto
- Family-ready = Previous tenants left toys everywhere
- Historic = Has ghosts
- Interesting History = Has murderous ghosts
- Laid-back Lifestyle = Retirement Community
- Outdoor fire-pit = Previous owner burned the garage to the ground.
- Private Drive = All your neighbors were eaten by redneck cannibals
- Quaint = Outdated
- Quiet neighbors = Cult compound
- Scenic View = Adjacent Cemetery
- Spacious = No windows
- Starter Home = Cardboard box
- Tree-lined = Welcome to the jungle
- Unique Layout = Architect was unlicensed and possibly schizophrenic
- Waterfront Property = Septic tank backs up in spring
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Post whore
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Post whore
sorry about my avatar size i will reduce it asap.
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We've been house hunting the past couple weeks, rental hunting actually. We've seen alot of this.
Made the decision today to take a nice place in Bayview.
DASRED -
West Allis, WI
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