A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard
minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through
the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the
drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming in there?
You're scaring the customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to
flush, something comes up and squeezes my testicles.
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says,
"You Idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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Thread: I'd probably scream too.
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09-08-2009, 08:58 AM #1Post whore
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I'd probably scream too.
I take birdshit personally.
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09-08-2009, 09:29 AM #2The Pic Whore
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HA! Nice one
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09-08-2009, 01:58 PM #3I Dunno?
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haha
Borchardt's SUCKS
1984 Hurst/Olds A4 W/ Lightning Rods '73 350 Rocket
1993 Z28 M6 Mostly Stock, a couple of bolt ons
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View pics of my ride here
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09-11-2009, 02:56 AM #41/2 BCM POOL Tag Champs
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lold there
"You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun,than with a kind word alone."-Al Capone
"Ever since we was kids,we always knew that people can be bought.It was only a question of who did the buyin' and for how much"-Charlie "Lucky" Luciano
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09-12-2009, 10:58 PM #5R.I.P. BCM
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nice..... lol
All posts from the above author are expected to be 100% BS. Thank you and have a nice day.
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09-12-2009, 11:18 PM #6Carry On !
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Nice
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