Women vs Men

[88Nightmare]

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course.
He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.
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[lilws6]

i loled at a few

[88Nightmare]

it was emailed to me. since I got a couple of chuckles out of it, I figured id share

[Red97GTP]

I have another one to add.

What do 10000 battered women have in common?

They don't know when to shut the fuck up.

One that was e-mailed to me as well. I do not endorse it though!!!

[johnny--2k]

Why are most hurricanes named after women?

When they come they're wet and wild, when they leave they take your house and car.

[88Nightmare]

lol good one john