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    Senior Member..now yer posting! JBs92Lude's Avatar
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    1 day employment

    So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
    a good find for many retirees,
    I lasted less than a day......
    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
    unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
    Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
    As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
    Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
    'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
    Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
    So I replied,
    'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
    I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
    Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
    My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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    lmao

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    But Rat Fink is Forever
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    BCM Cruiser CarrotTop's Avatar
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    Hah Epic!

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    I'm goin' fast again! RanJer's Avatar
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    Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your shit and get out.
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    2006 roadking custom. KF 9000 Champion 0TransAm0's Avatar
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    lol

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    lmao had that hung at work forever funny shit
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    The T3/T4eclipse broke 2much:P BigSnailBuick's Avatar
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    Haha Nice!
    "Plus my rats come in packs like Sammy and Dean Martin, and I got soo many keys you'd think I was Valet parking"
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    Obsessed with Neons srt4eh's Avatar
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    Lol - I needed a laugh like that

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