When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven the first thing god did was offer her one wish.
She said "I want all the children in the world to be safe!"
So god killed Michael Jackson....
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06-26-2009, 08:04 PM #1Mr Bitter
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Farrah Fawcett goes to heaven...
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06-26-2009, 08:10 PM #2The T3/T4eclipse broke 2much:P
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Nice
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06-26-2009, 08:53 PM #3Chrysler Certified Technician
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damn!!!!
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06-26-2009, 10:55 PM #4Post whore
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I just got this as a text a few minutes ago. Classic!
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06-27-2009, 09:06 PM #5BCM Cruiser
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Lol...kind of mean in a way, but still funny.
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06-29-2009, 12:21 AM #6You didnt say it.
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That text spread like wildfire lol.
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06-29-2009, 01:50 AM #7Ol' School
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I got that Friday night at 7:00. I was sitting next to a priest. I really wanted to show it to him. Glad I didn't; I did enough things that were inappropriate this weekend.
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06-29-2009, 07:18 AM #8bored at work
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what are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed Mcmahon expecting for Christmas?......
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06-29-2009, 09:31 AM #9bored at work
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CNN just released Michael Jacksons last words before he passed.
"Please take me to the Childrens Hospital"
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06-29-2009, 09:45 AM #10Senior Member..now yer posting!
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And all the little boys around the world are now much safer...
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06-29-2009, 11:26 AM #11The Pic Whore
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Well, I guess they got Billy Mays instead!
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07-01-2009, 02:00 PM #12bored at work
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since farrah got what she wished for.....
well michael gets to heaven and him and God are talking. God asks michael what he thinks of heaven so far. Michael says he likes it but he is a bit worried. God asks why. Michael says he doesn't see any plastic surgeons around here that specialize in keeping black men looking white. God says "i got a plan". so He kills the "oxi-clean" guy and tells Michael, "don't worry I got someone on the way that can get brown stains out of anything white"!
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07-01-2009, 05:56 PM #13Post whore
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lol. Originally Posted by 07ROUSHSTG3
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