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He also recorded the loss in the final game of the 2008 NLDS against the Philadelphia Phillies. Many fans in Milwaukee would love to stab Suppan with a knife. A real knife wouldn't allow Suppan to suffer as much as he made fans suffer. Also a knife would be the cheapest way to get rid of this horrible pitcher. You wouldn't waste a perfectly good knife on this batting practice pitcher.
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