A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and
placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a
drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores
than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
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Thread: Freedom of choice
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04-07-2009, 09:05 PM #1Mr Bitter
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Freedom of choice
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04-07-2009, 09:37 PM #2WHO'S CUP IS THIS?!
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Good one, gave me a good chuckle before leaving for work.
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04-08-2009, 03:15 AM #3In your face, Space Coyote....
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04-08-2009, 09:32 AM #4This is entertainment.
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ahahahaha....
I love jokes that involve my religionWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFW
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04-08-2009, 01:16 PM #5Post whore
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Drinking or Mormonism?
Originally Posted by Myles
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04-08-2009, 02:00 PM #6This is entertainment.
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lol, both. Originally Posted by shoooo32
Drinking or Mormonism?WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFW
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04-08-2009, 02:06 PM #7Post whore
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Kind of a huge shit talker for a Mormon. I thought you guys were all straight edge uber christian like...
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04-08-2009, 02:07 PM #8This is entertainment.
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Most of em are, im the one holds the beliefs and such, just the whole morality thing i kinda have problems keeping up with. That and the drinking. Originally Posted by shoooo32
Kind of a huge shit talker for a Mormon. I thought you guys were all straight edge uber christian like...WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFW
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04-08-2009, 02:19 PM #9Post whore
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lol
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07-13-2011, 10:52 PM #10
since I can't create a thread of my own for this and I find it worth sharing... I'm bumping this thread with it.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14135523
Read the title, then read the story, then read the title again. It doesn't stop being funny.
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