Chat with a stranger.....hahahah

[TraceDaddy]

This is fun.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Ummm. Uh... Hi.

Stranger: hi

You: You're a quick one.

Stranger: hehe

You: I think there are drugs that can help that.

Stranger: help what

Stranger: drugs? are you kiding ?

You: Being too quick. You can also think about baseball. Especially bad baseball.

Stranger: frankly speaking, i am not that what you said

You: Frankly. You have testimonials?

Stranger: none

You: Damn. I always get them to put it down in writing. It's all about networking.

Stranger: why do you mention it

Stranger: you mean you are a teacher?

You: Just saying. I barely finished typing "Hi" and you responded. You're quite the "Johnny on the Spot"

You: I got skills.

Stranger: I think it is very common for that.

You: Really? I'm just doing this for a car forum I belong to. They said it was entertaining. Is it?

Stranger: Exactly, it is not only for entertainment,but also for personal mental promblems.

You: Really? I make a practice of making my mental problems public. It's unfortunate and has gotten quite costly.

Stranger: Here, I mention the mental promblems only refer to everybody'sloneliness.

You: I got you though man. I got you. Wanna grab a triple venti vanilla soy 140' chai" visualize a venti cup with five pumps of vanilla, five of chai, three shots, hot water, and soy at 140'

Stranger: quite right

Stranger: I have to eat something

Stranger: bye

You: Hava good night.

[TraceDaddy]

Sorry. I can't give you the full transcripts as Chenjija nd I must keep a few things private. Announcements will be made later.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: This place is amazing.

Stranger: yes

Stranger: I agree with you

Stranger: haha,Where are you from?

You: I'm not sure about that.

Stranger: ?Why?

You: WI. You?

You: I can't believe how slow people can be.

Stranger: You should answer my question first

You: WI = Wisconsin

Stranger: I have not heard of this place is in the U.S.?

You: Ummm. Yes. So where are U??

Stranger: You guess?

Stranger: Do you have MSN?

You: You are a 14 yr old school girl from Russia who will do ANYTHING to come to America.

Stranger: NO,

Stranger: I'm 19

Stranger: A Freshmen

Stranger: and you?

You: Funny. And I'm 26 with a washbaord stomache and 32 inch biceps. Angolina Jolie speaks very highly of me.

Stranger: Ah?

You: You type very good English.

Stranger: haha,thanks

You: For a Russian.

You: And a freshman.

Stranger: NONONO

Stranger: You are wrong

You: Not a Russian or not a Freshman.

Stranger: haha,I'm a chinese girl and a Freshman.

You: Damn. I knew it.

Stranger: haha,What is your profession?

Stranger: ?

You: I'm a computer guy. But I love cars. You don't drive one of those Smart cars do you? You drive genuine Chinese muscle don't you? Say Yes.

Stranger: haha,I do not have cars, I am a student in China, students are rarely drive.

Stranger: It is now your home during the day or night?

You: Night. Jay Leno is into his monolog. So it's day there. Shouldn't you be in school?

Stranger: yes,I'm in school,We are live in school

Stranger: and now,I have Internet in my quarters

You: Hey!!! Well "Hi" everybody!!

Stranger: Why?

You: Sorry. Thought I was in class with you.

Stranger: I just feel that this site very interesting

Stranger: really?

You: You said we were "Live" in school. Thought maybe I was the class project.

Stranger: aha,There is a gap between us

Stranger: sorry,What I mean is that I live in student hostels

You: Yup. About 12 thousand miles. What are you doing for lunch.

You: Been there. They call it dorms here.

Stranger: oh,yes ,I have a poor English

Stranger: DId you have you lunch?

Stranger: DId you have your lunch?

You: Ha!!!! Poor English. Right. Ask me how to say "Hello" in Chinese. I won't go there.

You: Yes. Turkey on Wheat with a stawberry yogurt. You?

Stranger: some Chinese food, rice, fried tomatoes, and others.

You: 這是樂趣。 真正地。

Stranger: 什么意思/

Stranger: ?

Stranger: You are Chinese?

You: Nope. Haven't got a clue. I found a translater online.

[udlose98]

LOL!!!! this is great.....


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: youren
You: urin
Stranger: a
You: vagina
Stranger: who
You: was
Stranger: 逼？
Stranger: 作爱？
You: chicken fry rice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[udlose98]

god damnit, now i cant stop

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 哪里人
You: yes
You: 4 actually
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[udlose98]

ok last one

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: have we met before?
You: i think we may have talked already
Stranger: maybe
You: thats what the last person said
You: are you the last person?
Stranger: no
You: good, she was a real bitch
Stranger: why
You: just going on and on about how China is so much better than the US
You: its like hey, im not here to compare our countries
Stranger: do u hate china
You: no
You: im down with china

[GTSLOW]

Men talking to each other in a private chat room =

[johnny--2k]

hahah.....nice!

[srt4eh]

this is friggin great....now i know how to waste time