'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it
inside them logs , but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but; find no marijuana. They sneer at
Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
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Thread: Marajuana and Firewood
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Marajuana and Firewood
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02-21-2009, 12:16 PM #21/2 BCM POOL Tag Champs
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bwahaha that was good to start the day
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02-21-2009, 05:22 PM #3
hahaha thats a good one lol
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02-21-2009, 10:22 PM #4In your face, Space Coyote....
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That rocked!!
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02-22-2009, 02:26 PM #5BCM Bruiser
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lol. thats some funny shit. short and simple and right to the point. good one
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