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    Post whore HAMRHEAD's Avatar
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    2 ladies in heaven

    Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking
    from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally
    died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
    suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early
    to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by
    himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman
    there somewhere that I started running all over the house
    looking.

    I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the
    basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under
    all the beds.

    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and
    finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a
    heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
    freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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    In your face, Space Coyote.... Voodoo Chick's Avatar
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    Good, one, LOL!!

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    Makin' Boys Cry Since 1987 =) 1BadBytch's Avatar
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    lol wow

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    ha!

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    That's a good one !!!
    HVAC...
    Neons...
    House music...

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    - More naked bitches

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    Ha!!!


    I take birdshit personally.

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    lol that is good
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    stew - continuing confirmation of the hypothesis that marbles aren't sharp.
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    Jim you build... break... and rebuild cars faster than I can put one together.

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    Ha!!!!
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    Time to use common sense!

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