Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking
from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally
died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early
to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by
himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running all over the house
looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the
basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under
all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and
finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a
heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer---we'd both still be alive.