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    I wanna go fast... $title Champion Crawlin's Avatar
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    2009 Detroit Lions Schedule....

    2009 Lions schedule and new rules
    September 13................Taft Junior High School
    20................Cub Scout Troop #101
    27................ Detroit Blind Academy
    October 04................ Spanish American War Vets
    11................ Crippled Children's Home
    18................ Eloise Mental Hospital
    25.................Girl Scout Troop # 353
    November 01................ Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
    08.................Fraser Boys Choir
    15.................Korean Amputees
    22.................National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
    26.................Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team

    SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
    December 08..........Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club


    RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
    1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions cannot disconnect knee braces.
    2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions cannot hide the football under their jerseys.

    RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
    1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
    2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
    3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
    4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
    5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

    NAME CHANGE **
    The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

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    LOL Classic

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    That's great
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    friggin awesome!
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    Resistance is futile. STANMAN's Avatar
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    Don't hate on my team. Don't forget, they had a perfect, unblemished record this year and finished it that way....not like those namby pamby Patriots last year who could only take it to the last game of the year and then choked.



    And yes, I am actually a Lions fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STANMAN View Post
    Don't hate on my team. Don't forget, they had a perfect, unblemished record this year and finished it that way....not like those namby pamby Patriots last year who could only take it to the last game of the year and then choked.



    And yes, I am actually a Lions fan.
    I was hoping they would win at least one game.

    That way, we could always talk about that team that lost to the lions during the 08-09 season.
    When Injustice Becomes Law; Rebellion Becomes Duty

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    Quote Originally Posted by STANMAN View Post
    Don't hate on my team. Don't forget, they had a perfect, unblemished record this year and finished it that way....not like those namby pamby Patriots last year who could only take it to the last game of the year and then choked.



    And yes, I am actually a Lions fan.
    atleast you will have a good QB...it's a good thing they got rid of the GM or you would have picked a WR with the first pick
    Chicago is what you would get if Milwaukee had sex with it's sister. Said by a co-worker of mine arguing w/ somebody on how Milwaukee is better then Chicago.

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    they'd prolly still lose....lol

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