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Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?
A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your M other-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
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Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.
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Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. Ab out three inches.
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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A.. The grip.
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Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
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Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?
A: 45 pounds.
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Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
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Thread: Adult riddles (maybe repost)
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01-13-2009, 03:28 PM #11/2 BCM POOL Tag Champs
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Adult riddles (maybe repost)
"You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun,than with a kind word alone."-Al Capone
"Ever since we was kids,we always knew that people can be bought.It was only a question of who did the buyin' and for how much"-Charlie "Lucky" Luciano
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01-13-2009, 03:34 PM #2In your face, Space Coyote....
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Good ones....
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01-13-2009, 07:20 PM #3Senior Member..now yer posting!
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haha
good ones
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01-13-2009, 07:31 PM #4Ol' School
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Those were good!
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01-13-2009, 10:31 PM #5Obsessed with Neons
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oh man...good stuff
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01-15-2009, 08:31 AM #6Post whore
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