1970 PLYMOUTH DUSTER 340When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree
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12-10-2008, 11:42 PM #1WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST
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A christmas story for those haveing a bad day
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12-11-2008, 12:38 AM #2In your face, Space Coyote....
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12-11-2008, 02:13 AM #3Fact or Crap?
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You just reposted your own thread from 2006!!!
http://brewcitymuscle.com/forum/show...christmas+tree
...or two years"When Injustice Becomes Law; Rebellion Becomes Duty
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12-11-2008, 07:22 AM #4R.I.P. BCM
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12-11-2008, 06:59 PM #5WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST
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i was haveing a bad day....so it's ok to repost...i'd like to stick theat tree up someones asss
Originally Posted by Al
You just reposted your own thread from 2006!!!
http://brewcitymuscle.com/forum/show...christmas+tree
...or two years"
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12-11-2008, 07:10 PM #6Ø Clocks Off Ø
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Wayne Im disappointed in you.
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12-11-2008, 07:21 PM #7Carry On !
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LOL Ill pass that along. There's a few peeps I'd like to shove a tree up the ass
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12-11-2008, 11:28 PM #8Post whore
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12-12-2008, 09:20 AM #9Fact or Crap?
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The Governor? Originally Posted by GRAMPS SS
i was haveing a bad day....so it's ok to repost...i'd like to stick theat tree up someones asssWhen Injustice Becomes Law; Rebellion Becomes Duty
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