1970 PLYMOUTH DUSTER 3401) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
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Thread: 11 Sure Fire Pick UP lines....
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11-09-2008, 10:36 PM #1WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST
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11 Sure Fire Pick UP lines....
R.I.P BOB BUDDY
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11-10-2008, 12:55 AM #2In your face, Space Coyote....
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Yeah, those are bound to be show-stoppers............
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11-10-2008, 01:00 AM #3BCM Cruiser
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those are great!!! haha
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11-10-2008, 07:46 AM #4Post whore
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Nice shoes wanna f*ck? FTW!
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11-10-2008, 08:09 AM #5doing it Wrong
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You forgot.......
Your not that hot but I'd f--k you anyway........Keith & Amanda
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70 GS 455 Stock Appearing
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11-10-2008, 08:48 AM #6Obsessed with Neons
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lol....awesome
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11-10-2008, 10:11 AM #7
I like this one.
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
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11-10-2008, 10:34 AM #8I wanna go fast...
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
I'm not the hottest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...
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11-11-2008, 06:22 PM #9BCM Cruiser
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pick up linez ftw!
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11.2 @ 128..... slow 2.0 60ft .....
05 Titan DD
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11-12-2008, 04:04 PM #10Makin' Boys Cry Since 1987 =)
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..those are kinda sad
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11-14-2008, 10:57 PM #11Breecher_7Guest
ironic my wife told me this one today
did you grow up on a chicken farm?
because you sure know how to raise a cock.
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11-14-2008, 11:36 PM #12BCM Cruiser
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^^^someones gonna have a good nite
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11-17-2008, 12:23 PM #13Newbie
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You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
worked for me twice, no lie
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11-17-2008, 01:45 PM #14Cars are stupid
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*stolen from family guy, quagmire*
"I don't want to come between you two... or do i???" *giggity*
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together"Daily Driver: 2009 Camry
Weekend Car: 2006 Corvette
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11-17-2008, 11:46 PM #15Sweet Smell of C16
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excuse me sir, but this thread is for Domestic Drivers only
Originally Posted by eltness350
What's up mang!"If you keep feeding a lion, then run out of food, you're the food.."
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11-18-2008, 06:50 AM #16Haha, I will have to remember that one. Originally Posted by Breecher_7
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Originally Posted by -stew-
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