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    Ol' School Ron North's Jewels Champion
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    Craigslist post

    A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost.
    >
    > She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat
    > below.
    >
    > She shouts to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I
    > promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
    > don't know where I am.'
    >
    > The man consults his portable GPS and replies,
    > 'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet
    > above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You
    > are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
    > degrees, 49.0 9 minutes west longitude.
    >
    > She rolls her eyes and says, 'You must be supporting
    > John McCain!'
    >
    > 'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you
    > know?'
    >
    > 'Well,' answers the balloonist, 'everything you
    > tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to
    > do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
    > you're not much help to me.
    >
    > The man smiles and responds, 'You must be for
    > Obama.'
    >
    > 'I am,' replies the balloonist. 'How did you
    > know?'
    >
    > 'Well,' says the man, 'You don't know where
    > you are or where you're going. You've risen to where
    > you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a
    > promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you
    > expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the
    > same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now
    > it's my fault.

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    In your face, Space Coyote.... Voodoo Chick's Avatar
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    Good one.

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    Too late.
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    hahaha
    All posts from the above author are expected to be 100% BS. Thank you and have a nice day.

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    niiiiice
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    incredible

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    haha, to bad the majority of obama supporters wont be able to read that until they get theri free computers from the government.
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