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    Sick leave

    **CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'**


    Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really
    sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..'

    The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
    When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
    Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon..........You got nice house.'

    Disappointing women since 1970.
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    haha
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    Haha, that was good!
    --Michelle--


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    Fucking burn!!!! He's gonna have to change his name to Waver... cuz he just got neutered.

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    Hillarious.

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