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    100 dollar bill

    Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, ''Where in the hell have you been?''

    Larry replies, ''I was out getting a tattoo.''

    ''A tattoo?'' She frowned. ''What kind of tattoo did you get?''

    ''I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,'' he said proudly.

    ''What the hell were you thinking?'' She said, shaking her head in disgust. ''Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?''

    ''Well, ONE, I like to watch my money grow. TWO, once in a while I like to play with my money. THREE, I like how money feels in my hand. And, LAST, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.''


    Larry is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.

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    now that thers funny

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    thats good stuff....

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