A little Q&A

[RanJer]

Q: A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
A: The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.


Q: Whats the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of pants?
A: A pair of pants only has one fly on them.

Q: How do you kill a retard?
A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?"

Q. Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
A. You only have to teach them how to take off.

Q: What kind of bees make milk?
A: A: BOO-BEES

Q: Who is the best Jewish cook?
A: Hitler.

Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
A: The back of my hand.

Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Q: How man Sorority members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.

Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: Put a windshield in front of her.

[Silver86]

the emo one is great!

[johnny--2k]

Q: A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
A: The woman, whats she doing out of the kitchen?

FIXED!!!

[TurboMutantNinjaBug]

FIXED!!!

She was making dinner for her husband....duh!

[ProjectCamaro]

Haha, I love those.