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    The firetruck

    A Fire Fighter is working on the Fire Engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little Ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

    The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "'That sure is a nice fire
    truck,' the fire fighter says with admiration.

    ''Thanks'', the girl says.

    The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to
    her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

    ''Little Partner'', the fire fighter says, ''I don't want to tell you how to run
    your rig, but if you w ere to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think
    you could go faster."

    The little girl replies thoughtfully, ''You're probably right, but then I
    wouldn't have a siren.''
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    All democrats like to work on wood, zing!
    The democracy will cease to exist when you take from those willing to work and give to those that are not - Thomas Jefferson
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    Thats a good one and the people in my office like it also.

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    Bob the Builder says: 88Nightmare's Avatar
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    my pops emailed it to me this morning
    Quote Originally Posted by pOrk View Post
    All democrats like to work on wood, zing!
    The democracy will cease to exist when you take from those willing to work and give to those that are not - Thomas Jefferson
    2008 Yamaha FZ6
    2005 Silverado 2500HD 4x4 duramax

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    lol thats a good one

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    hahahaha funny shit
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