The Priest and the Rabbi

[GRAMPS SS]

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane.

After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'

The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our laws.'

The priest then asked, 'Have you ever eaten pork?'

To which the rabbi replied, 'Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.'

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, 'Father, is it still a

requirement of your church that you remain celibate?'

The priest replied, 'Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.'

The rabbi then asked him, 'Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?'

The priest replied, 'Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my

faith.'

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five

minutes.








Finally, the rabbi said, 'Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?

[Smokey1226]

so who ends up going to hell? lol

[W1CK3D SAINT]

I once broke my celibacy with a ham sandwich. It reminded me of that one forbidden night of passion I had with some chick who called herself Miss Piggy. Needless to say, her boyfriend croaked. Does that mean I'm hellbound?

[Al]

I once broke my celibacy with a ham sandwich. It reminded me of that one forbidden night of passion I had with some chick who called herself Miss Piggy. Needless to say, her boyfriend croaked. Does that mean I'm hellbound?

Kermit was Jewish?