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  1. 05-11-2008, 10:22 PM #1
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    funniest shit you ever said to your girlfriend thread, cause mine is hilarious

    Ok so i get off work around 330am mon-fri from UPS, after working fulltime 2nd and school etc. So im really tired

    SUpposedly I was sleeping and my girlfriend woke up to go to work at like 6am and starting getting all touchy feely, talking dirty and wanted to mess around...

    I said to her " Not now baby i'll do it tommorow" In my sleep I dont recall this, but thiink its freaking hilarious...
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  2. 05-11-2008, 10:39 PM #2
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    I was laying over her once pinned on the floor, tickling her. I drooled a huge loogie right into her mouth. She didnt see the humor in it.
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  3. 05-11-2008, 10:55 PM #3
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    One girl I was dating was pretty stupid. I convinced her that after I piitb there was chocolate on my **** and she needed to lick it off.
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    i got asked to go to the mall..i said no.. she ask why i replied...

    "well because i hate going from shop to shop and the only thing that makes it remotely worth it is that some day GOD WILLING some dumb blonde might stumble out of a changing room wearing something either scantly clad or possible forget her top all together."

    from that day forth i havent been roped into going to the mall unless its under my own will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nramlow2006 View Post
    i got asked to go to the mall..i said no.. she ask why i replied...

    "well because i hate going from shop to shop and the only thing that makes it remotely worth it is that some day GOD WILLING some dumb blonde might stumble out of a changing room wearing something either scantly clad or possible forget her top all together."

    from that day forth i havent been roped into going to the mall unless its under my own will.
    damn, way to tell it like it is
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  6. 05-13-2008, 01:11 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1siksrt View Post
    damn, way to tell it like it is
    yeah.. she didnt talk to me for a while
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  7. 05-13-2008, 08:35 AM #7
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    I once told a girlfriend (current wife) that I loved here.. HA HA HA.. Stupid ***** believed me..
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  8. 05-13-2008, 12:18 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Twigbert View Post
    I once told a girlfriend (current wife) that I loved here.. HA HA HA.. Stupid ***** believed me..

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    Well I was working on one of my cars that I had.....My girlfriend at the time called, and I was trying to figure out a way to break up woth her....She wanted me to come over and I told her I was working on my car..She said that I spent more time working on my car than I did with her, so I told her that maybe if I spent 5,000 on her sorry ass I would spend time workng on her....she didnt like that but my buddy did lol
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  10. 05-13-2008, 12:31 PM #10
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  11. 05-13-2008, 01:16 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by michelle View Post
    You guys aren't very nice.
    listen... either i could be a liar or brutally honest.. either way im an asshole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by michelle View Post
    You guys aren't very nice.
    THis shit is funny and im very nice to my g-friend thank you
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  13. 05-13-2008, 03:08 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by michelle View Post
    You guys aren't very nice.
    some girls shouldnt be treated nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 70 cutlass 442 View Post
    some girls shouldnt be treated nice.
    holy shit thats funny that you say that... my buddies where telling my girlfriend the other day that if you treat a chick like shit that she would stay around lol....
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  15. 05-13-2008, 11:14 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by nramlow2006 View Post
    holy shit thats funny that you say that... my buddies where telling my girlfriend the other day that if you treat a chick like shit that she would stay around lol....
    some feel that they can "gain" your respect, or earn the right to be treated better, so they stick around, stupid whores! its happened a couple times and i had to be so brutally honest and mean to FINALLY get them away i couldn't believe what i had said, but its the truth, some stick around just to gain the respect
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  16. 05-13-2008, 11:48 PM #16
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    Ive always treated my lady friends like Royalty, its just how i was brought up and my Dad/G-pa would of and will kick my arse till i cant stand if i didn't. ANd anyone that knows me really well can tell you its true. However, there are sometimes when i cant hold back anymore and say something that gets me into a lot of trouble. Im used to it by now though, so i just spend my time working/golfing/lifting. Much MUCH less stress in my life.
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  17. 05-14-2008, 01:11 AM #17
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    yea, i don't get why girls are attracted to assholes. haha. all my chick friends have put up with assholes as boyfriends and i never see why. if a guy treats me like shit i say peace outt
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    bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks.
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  19. 05-14-2008, 10:39 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by zerepdivad View Post
    bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks.
    so lick on deese, well you get the point.
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  20. 05-14-2008, 11:23 AM #20
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    as Smokey1226 (my cousin) said, my family raised us to be good to woman. or at least i took it upon myself to be that "good guy".

    haven't said anything mean to her. treat her like she should be treated lol.
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