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    WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST GRAMPS SS's Avatar
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    FINALLY....The blonde joke to end all blode jokes

    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.



    The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and

    was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.



    The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."



    The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the

    policewoman.



    "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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    I don't fucking care
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    OHHHH Jeez, My wife got a chuckle out of it!!
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    hahahaha thats great!
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    I lol'd.
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    I don't get it.






































    Seriously.
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    Fucking burn!!!! He's gonna have to change his name to Waver... cuz he just got neutered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by michelle View Post
    I don't get it.






































    Seriously.
    Are you blonde?
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    Yep, and I have more fun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Myles View Post
    Who let you out of the kitchen.
    Quote Originally Posted by -stew- View Post
    Fucking burn!!!! He's gonna have to change his name to Waver... cuz he just got neutered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by michelle View Post
    Yep, and I have more fun!
    I am originally (like almost platinum blonde).

    I have panic attacks when light roots grow in.
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    Afraid to have fun?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Myles View Post
    Who let you out of the kitchen.
    Quote Originally Posted by -stew- View Post
    Fucking burn!!!! He's gonna have to change his name to Waver... cuz he just got neutered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by michelle View Post
    Afraid to have fun?
    Nah I just look horrible as a blonde.
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    so she was a cop hey? hahahahahahahahaha
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    hehehehehe that made me giggle a bit
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    I am naturally blonde, I got so tired of blonde jokes I dyed my hair black. Now I get "Elvira/Morticia" jokes instead. Ha-ha. Can't win, lol.....

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    very nice lol
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