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    WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST GRAMPS SS's Avatar
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    10 Peves That Dogs Have About Humans

    NOT INTENDED TO BE ABOUT THE BEAGLE

    '1'
    Blaming your farts on me.....
    not funny... not funny at all !!!

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    '2'
    Yelling at me for barking.
    I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

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    '3'
    Taking me for a walk, then
    not letting me check stuff out.
    Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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    '4'
    Any trick that involves balancing
    food on my nose. Stop it!

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    '5'
    Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
    Now you know why we chew your stuff
    up when you're not home.

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    '6'
    The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
    You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
    a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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    '7'
    Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
    then acting surprised when I freak
    out every time we go back!

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    '8'
    Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
    Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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    '9'
    Dog sweaters. Hello ???
    Haven't you noticed the fur?

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    '10'
    How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
    Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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    Now lay off me on some of these things.
    We both know who's boss here!
    You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
    R.I.P BOB BUDDY

    Everyday driver...2010 EXPLORER

    Weekend car....1970 DUSTER 340 Now with a 416 w/ EFI SIX PACK

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    "SPECIAL K" hrsp's Avatar
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    yup that about sums it up
    " EVERYBODY HAS A PLAN...UNTIL THEY GET HIT!!!!!!!"

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